"Come on, brother! Hurry! As noted you do not take passengers, eh?". This phrase, classical yirando who walk down the street can not only mean the driver of the car going to those who are often referred to as "the cancer of the streets." You guessed it: pedestrians. Ah ... are no pedestrians? Taxi drivers? Are you sure? Bua ... Ermmmm ... sorry, I meant ... You guessed it: taxi drivers.
There are some things that nobody will be able to deny me for taxi drivers. The guys always manage to come out in the media, either because they are at the gates of the radios to seek stickers, or they make the news when they are part of a crash, or because they protest because they need gas, or because they demand increase, or it enacted the law requiring seat belt use, o. .. They always have excuses.
taxi and saw the "star" out in the movies? Are phenomenal. Where people are always needed. No more is needed to run out of a building and lift cord reach hand. Another thing feature movie is taxis are like phones: do not give change. The taxi stops, the passenger pays and low. It's that simple. And before you go to make a confession: I always wanted to get into a taxi and say "Follow that car", as they do in the movies. Someday I will encourage ...
certainly are the most hated by everyone. It seems like nobody in accordance with them. Neither drivers nor pedestrians, or the bus drivers. Not even his own passengers. And with the latter is given a particular situation. If the passenger is quiet, reserved, or just have to do something during the trip, that predisposes the driver Taxi to put on a "charlatan." And so it begins to invade the verbiage as the rain that feeds a mountain stream. And then start with something along the lines of "How hot it is, eh?" "That crazy this time!", "Yesterday I took \u0026lt;enter famosa> person's name and do not know what happened ..." and the always well-judged "So I'll dirige> \u0026lt;enter place? Uh ... when I was a kid ...".
Taxi drivers generally tend to wear symbols on their tool. To me there was something that struck me forever. The vast majority of them wears a red ribbon tied on the rear bumper. Always I wondered what it would do. It will be for envy? I do not think, because he had every sweet it was, I do not think the owner has said "Let's envy. The best wagon I'll always remain myself." Other things that often lead drivers are religious images. All kinds of stamps and most varied. Sometimes I think that the rosary that hung from the rearview mirror I pray whenever they feel threatened by a driver comunacho when the driver makes a maneuver (hence I believe that is the phrase "a string of obscenities", right?).
Já! How I will ask what a taxi driver maneuver? Did not handle? Ah! have driver ... Ok, now I understand. Let me give some examples to realize,
1 .- If you need to turn right, then get in the lane to find more to your left. Thereafter, at full speed, make the right turn. Do not forget to whoring while others honk it while making gestures with his hands. If you do not want to be so thoughtless, please put the twinkle light before making the maneuver.
2 .- Whenever you find a red light and has cars blocking your arrival at the stop line, make the necessary maneuvers to get ahead of these cars. In general, you can hand lane that is furthest to the right (Remember to get prior to the curb.) Fundamental to halt on pedestrian line, otherwise the operation can not be as good. 3 .-
Forget what the driving school called "lanes." It is a myth. None. The intermittent LINES you see in the asphalt are just to help you focus your car and keep others from passing car while trying to pass other cars.
4 .- Whenever you double-park, do so in the most awkward to find. But beware! That the place is uncomfortable for others, not for you! If it was not necessary to park in this way, do the same. You are not required to park as "People."
Still, this rabble is full privileges. You know that car washes are cheaper to taxi to the common file? Still, there Tacheros that do not use the benefit ...
Another of the "benefits" to those who count are the decals. Les rain, everywhere. And on top, free! This is the height ... But it is not the only gift they receive. These "gentlemen" as well as the cards are discount hotels accommodations, to put flags in their windows, free coffee when they go to the service station ... and who knows how many other hidden gifts! (That which does not count the times that we passengers, we leave our forgot ... I mean, gifts)
Some of these subjects have inclinations mafia. And it proves to by some answers. For example, when you start by telling you the way before your destination, usually cut in half (which Ruggeri to Chilavert ) with the question "Where are you, sir ?!?". You saw the face that put when asked where the seat belt? Mother ... scary.
Well, I leave because I'm late for a meeting. See you next time. Taxiiiiiiii
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